Music:"We Both Reached For the Gun" -- 1997 Chicago Cast Revival
Good afternoon and welcome to Hurlingham Park....
I'm Maddie and I'm known to spurt useless sentences at random. Thirteen people each year are killed by vending machines.
If no one minds, I would like to claim The Upperclass Twit of the Year Contest; it's the only sketch we have at my house, sadly (don't have an extensive library) and I know it by heart. ;D
Along with the Contest comes Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-Harris, who is married to a very attractive table lamp.
Well, never mind. I was being a twit myself there. The icon has never been more accurate. So, once again, I'll make a shot in the dark and claim the "Bring out your dead!" scene from The Holy Grail. *goes to check once again*
Crap. Okay, third time's the charm -- I'll take the "Brave Sir Robin" scene, along with his Minstrel.