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Monty Python quote poll

Completely off-topic I know, but they say change is as good as holiday. Recently I realised that my wardrobe cannot possibly be considered complete without a shirt with a Monty Python quote on it. So I bought afew cheap singlets and some fabric paint and now have the problem of deciding on a quote. And so, help please? I'm looking at specifically Holy Grail quotes for now as it's my favourite, but no doubt I shall make a whole lot of these shirts *L* If you have any other suggestions please leave a comment! (Or the mod can tell me to piss off, I know I'm bending the rules here).

Poll #584676 You are the sole owner and proprieter of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?

What should I put on the shirt(s)?

You're a loony!
Was it an african or a European swallow?
It's just a flesh wound
Who approach the Bridge Of Death must answer me these questions three, if e'er the other side he see (questions on back?)
Help, help, I'm being repressed!
If I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away
Look, it's the old man from Scene 24
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate??!
On second thought, lets us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place
How do you know she is a witch?
And that is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time
If you were dying you wouldn't carve 'Arrgggh', you'd just say it

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Have you thought about "It's an ex-parrot!" ;)
Either If I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away, ot even better still: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

I love that one. ;D
How about 'let's not bicker and argue about who killed who' thing is with some of these quotes, its the tone that makes them funny. anyone who doesnt know will read them normally and it'll sound lame. ah unless you want it to be an'in-joke'.... hmmmm.

hmmm maybe 'i'll bite your legs off' or 'there are some who call me... Tim'
My sister once went out with a guy called Tim. I think my father and I scared him off *EG* He calimed he was a geek and didn't know MP, shame on him.

In-jokes are always good. I have one what says SMEG and I discover closet Red-Dwarf fans every time I wear it.

I now also want one that says 'Lemon Curry?' I;m going to need more shirts *L*
how about 'beautiful Plumage'

I'm a major leaugue Python fan BTW.